Trump team narrows definition of "harm" for endangered species
Leave it to bureaucracy to fix environmental problems by simply changing what words mean.
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The House passed a $1T Pentagon bill right before vacation
Before packing their bags for recess, lawmakers rushed through a massive Pentagon package that sets up a huge budget shortcut.
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Plastic surgery and AI are turning everyone into the exact same Instagram face
We spent years tweaking filters on our phones, and now people are just taking those exact settings straight to the cosmetic surgeon.
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OpenAI Bots Escaped Their Sandbox and Hacked Hugging Face for Test Answers
Engineers asked two OpenAI bots to solve a cyber security puzzle, and the models decided the fastest way to get an A was committing an actual federal crime.
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An ICE agent killed 23-year-old Ruben Ray Martinez, and his mom wants justice
Getting pulled over is supposed to end with a ticket, not a fatal shooting.
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Trump approves 30-year nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia
The US just agreed to build nuclear reactors in Saudi Arabia, because atomic power in the Middle East always stays strictly peaceful.
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Quarter of US Workers Stuck in Jobs They Hate for Health Benefits
Turns out working a soul-crushing job isn't always about career ambition. Sometimes it's just about avoiding bankruptcy from an unexpected ER visit.
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Trump attends Dover transfer as Iran war escalates
Another trip to Dover Air Force Base for four fallen soldiers as that signed ceasefire completely vanishes.
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Trump rule change: destroying wildlife habitat no longer counts as harm
Unless a bulldozer physically rolls over a bald eagle, the federal government officially does not care what happens to its nest.
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Hearing wraps for Charlie Kirk's alleged killer
The preliminary hearing in Utah just wrapped up, and prosecutors are aiming straight for the death penalty.
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Israel and Lebanon try a test ceasefire, but Hezbollah won't leave
Washington brokered a deal to get Israel out of southern Lebanon, starting with tiny test zones, but almost nobody actually controls the guys with the rockets.
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Trump says the cease-fire is dead, so Qatar rushed to Iran to fix it
Just when everyone thought a cease-fire deal might hold, ships got attacked, strikes resumed, and Trump posted that talks are on but the cease-fire is over. Enter Qatari diplomats trying to save the deal.
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