So, the world didn't end today. In a plot twist absolutely nobody saw coming, the U.S. and Iran just shook hands on a deal to stop fighting and reopen one of the most stressful shipping lanes on Earth.
Alabama really wanted to try its new favorite toy — nitrogen hypoxia — on an inmate who actually asked for a firing squad instead. But the highest court in the land stepped in hours before the scheduled event.
Because nothing says "peaceful global superpower" quite like locking up an academic who spent his life analyzing how messy things are right across the border.
The man who made splashy California pools, bold colors, and drawing on iPads look cooler than any tech bro ever could has left the studio.
Just when you thought tech bros only had to answer to their shareholders, the Vatican entered the chat with some thoughts on artificial intelligence.
Just another totally normal day in America where we are simultaneously trying not to start World War III and pretending we suddenly care about soccer.
Just when everyone thought the Middle East was completely un-fixable, Donald Trump and Pakistan dropped a Sunday bombshell: the U.S. and Iran have agreed to stop shooting.
Remember that wild six-hour martial law stunt in South Korea? Turns out the backstory is even more insane than a Netflix political thriller.
So much for those lovely, boring talks about trade tariffs and economic cooperation in sunny France.
Because nothing says "happy 250th birthday, America" quite like a sweaty, blood-soaked cage match right next to the Rose Garden.
Nothing says "international diplomacy" quite like one side announcing a massive peace treaty is happening tomorrow, and the other side immediately going, "Wait, what?"
Remember that brief, chaotic moment when South Korea almost went under martial law? Turns out the president allegedly sent drones to North Korea just to manufacture a national crisis.