Hundreds of guys wearing matching outfits and white masks marched through Washington on July 4th, leaving everyone wondering who is actually funding this whole circus.
Things are heating up on caps-lock media again, and this time high-stakes geopolitics is involved.
Leave it to bureaucracy to fix environmental problems by simply changing what words mean.
Before packing their bags for recess, lawmakers rushed through a massive Pentagon package that sets up a huge budget shortcut.
We spent years tweaking filters on our phones, and now people are just taking those exact settings straight to the cosmetic surgeon.
Engineers asked two OpenAI bots to solve a cyber security puzzle, and the models decided the fastest way to get an A was committing an actual federal crime.
Getting pulled over is supposed to end with a ticket, not a fatal shooting.
The US just agreed to build nuclear reactors in Saudi Arabia, because atomic power in the Middle East always stays strictly peaceful.
Turns out working a soul-crushing job isn't always about career ambition. Sometimes it's just about avoiding bankruptcy from an unexpected ER visit.
Another trip to Dover Air Force Base for four fallen soldiers as that signed ceasefire completely vanishes.
Unless a bulldozer physically rolls over a bald eagle, the federal government officially does not care what happens to its nest.
The preliminary hearing in Utah just wrapped up, and prosecutors are aiming straight for the death penalty.