If you had "the Knicks winning a championship before GTA 6" on your bingo card, go collect your winnings. Jalen Brunson just turned San Antonio inside out to end a half-century of pure, unadulterated suffering.
The math of modern warfare just keeps getting uglier, and a small town is paying the ultimate price.
Imagine planning a massive joint wedding, sending out the invitations, booking the DJ, and then the groom politely mentions he has absolutely no idea who you are.
So, the U.S. military is apparently in the gang-busting business now. Because nothing says local crime prevention quite like a tactical airstrike.
Fresh off its massive stock market debut, SpaceX is proving it has way too much cash by acquiring a coding startup that was born just four years ago.
So, apparently, someone thought holding a cage fight on the lawn of the most secure residence in the world wasn't chaotic enough, so they decided to bring explosive drones into the mix.
You know things are going great when the literal Department of Homeland Security, the guys hired to protect the vote, are now flagged as the main threat to it.
Just as the G7 leaders sit down in France to discuss global chaos, Trump completely hijacks the agenda by announcing he’s ended the war with Iran.
It took eighty years and a collective "are we sure the US is still doing this?" for history's most famous pacifist converts to decide they need to buy some very serious weapons.
If you can't legally delete a federal agency on day one, apparently you just start moving its furniture to other buildings until the office is empty.
If you thought media consolidation couldn't get any weirder, the feds just greenlit a mega-merger that unites some of the biggest names in Hollywood. Because apparently, having five companies own everything is totally fine.
Because what the world definitely needs right now is one giant, monstrous streaming app that costs $30 a month and still deletes your favorite shows for tax write-offs.