EU threatens Meta with a $12B fine for making Instagram too addictive
EU regulators finally noticed that scrolling Instagram at 2 AM isn't a healthy lifestyle choice.
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Waymo Called the Cops on Teenagers Inside a Driverless Taxi
If anyone thought riding in an autonomous vehicle meant total privacy, two teenagers just found out the hard way that Waymo is always watching.
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Pete Hegseth Needs Another $90B as the Iran War Flares Up Again
Just when everyone thought military budgets had settled, Pete Hegseth is heading to Capitol Hill asking for a light $90 billion boost.
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How the US government accidentally lobotomized Anthropic's best AI
Washington tried to ban foreign nationals from high-end AI, so Anthropic panicked, shut down its top models globally, and brought them back completely neutered.
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Trump slaps Canada with a huge 50% tariff
Trade wars with your quietest neighbor are officially back on the menu.
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Night 10 of U.S. strikes on Iran as tensions explode
Night ten of heavy bombings in Iran, $4 gas back at the pump, and Trump promising total retaliation over social media.
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Trump just cleared the board at the federal election commission
If you're stressed about the upcoming midterm elections, don't worry: the federal agency responsible for making sure voting actually works now has exactly zero people running it. Problem solved!
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The EPA rolls back truck emission rules to save truckers billions
If you’ve been losing sleep worrying about the warranty mileage on an 18-wheeler’s exhaust system, the EPA has some absolutely thrilling news for you.
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Gas Prices Are on a Wild Rollercoaster Thanks to Conflict in Iran
Trying to budget for a weekly commute is now a game of geopolitical roulette, and honestly, the pump is giving us trust issues.
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Hamas Finally Fills Its Deadliest Job Opening
After leaving the hot seat vacant for nearly two years because, well, the previous guys got obliterated, Hamas has finally picked a new boss. Welcome to the worst C-suite role on Earth.
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Gas hits $4 as U.S. and Iran fight again
Well, that peace deal lasted about five minutes. Gas prices are spiking again because the geopolitical drama in the Middle East is back on, and our wallets are paying the price.
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Trump Just Slapped a 50% Tariff on Canadian Wine, Concrete, and... Hockey Sticks
Just when everyone thought neighboring was about borrowing sugar, the US decides to tax America's polite northern neighbors for the crime of selling them wine, concrete, and actual hockey sticks.
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