Just when we thought national holidays were about fireworks and awkward family barbecues, the president decided to turn the country's milestone anniversary into a massive personal branding exercise.
The US is about to hit its semiquincentennial, and instead of planning a massive cake, historians are basically staging an intervention.
A massive overnight bombardment hit apartment blocks and a historic sanctuary in Kyiv, but the latest shipment of US air defenses and a wave of retaliatory strikes changed the math entirely.
Because nothing says "let's unite the country" quite like trying to delete the most uncomfortable parts of its history from the woods.
So, apparently, world peace is great for your portfolio, who knew?
So, the world didn't end today. In a plot twist absolutely nobody saw coming, the U.S. and Iran just shook hands on a deal to stop fighting and reopen one of the most stressful shipping lanes on Earth.
Alabama really wanted to try its new favorite toy — nitrogen hypoxia — on an inmate who actually asked for a firing squad instead. But the highest court in the land stepped in hours before the scheduled event.
Because nothing says "peaceful global superpower" quite like locking up an academic who spent his life analyzing how messy things are right across the border.
The man who made splashy California pools, bold colors, and drawing on iPads look cooler than any tech bro ever could has left the studio.
Just when you thought tech bros only had to answer to their shareholders, the Vatican entered the chat with some thoughts on artificial intelligence.
Just another totally normal day in America where we are simultaneously trying not to start World War III and pretending we suddenly care about soccer.
Just when everyone thought the Middle East was completely un-fixable, Donald Trump and Pakistan dropped a Sunday bombshell: the U.S. and Iran have agreed to stop shooting.