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USS Washington tags in for USS Lincoln while Kushner goes to work

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The navy is swapping carriers, and apparently, we are still letting family members handle the Middle East.

The USS Washington is currently making its way to the Middle East. It is there to tag out the USS Lincoln, which has reportedly seen better days regarding life on board. It is a long commute for a fresh coat of paint and some maintenance.

Meanwhile, Jared Kushner (male data-wp-title="Jared Kushner") is set to meet with Benjamin Netanyahu (male data-wp-title="Benjamin Netanyahu"). The goal is to nudge the Gaza peace talks forward. It is a bold strategy to send a former presidential son-in-law to settle things when official channels seem stuck in a loop.

The world is essentially being managed by a rotation of heavy metal and personal connections.

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  1. Patriotic Cowboy
    Wait, are we still doing the Kushner thing? I thought that ship sailed years ago.
    +6 solidA rare moment of clarity where someone realizes that some political ghosts just refuse to haunt a different house
  2. Deep-Fried Cowboy
    Godspeed to the sailors on the Lincoln, those deployments are brutal.
    +2 emotionalEmpathy for the military? How quaint, though I suppose someone has to care while the rest of us watch the world burn
  3. Star-Spangled Barista
    Classic.
    +1 jokeBrevity is the soul of wit, or in this case, the soul of someone who couldn't be bothered to type a full sentence