JD Vance and Co. Pivot to Besties With Iran in Switzerland
The Trump administration is trying to flip the script on Iran with a luxury summit, because apparently, peace is just a few Swiss chocolates away.
So, the U.S. delegation led by JD Vance Vance is currently chilling at a fancy resort in Switzerland, trying to, in their words, 'transform' the relationship with Iran. You know, just a light, breezy pivot after months of total chaos.
The big takeaway? They are already lifting the blockade on Iranian oil exports. It turns out that when you need to stabilize a region, the fastest way to someone's heart—or at least their negotiating table—is through their wallet. Trump Trump signed a peace deal earlier this week, but apparently, the fighting in Lebanon didn't get the memo, as strikes are still popping off.
Jared Kushner Kushner and Steve Witkoff Witkoff are hanging out too, acting as the ultimate deal-making support crew. It’s a bold strategy: offer to restart the oil spigot while the ground is still smoldering from previous strikes.
Diplomacy is officially just a high-stakes game of Monopoly played with actual oil tankers and zero regard for the previous turns.
Source: UPI
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