America is celebrating the 4th of July inside a giant, sweaty oven
Just in time for the ultimate outdoor drinking holiday, the National Weather Service has confirmed that a massive heat dome is parked over the country to make sure everyone melts.
Forget fireworks; the actual sky is trying to combust. A massive heat dome is trapping hot air across huge chunks of the U.S., turning the holiday weekend into a survival challenge.
Normally, the 4th of July is about standing too close to a hot grill while holding a cold beer. This year, the entire atmosphere is the grill. People are being warned to stay inside, which completely ruins the whole lawn-chair aesthetic.
Even the nightly fireworks feel a bit redundant when the ambient air temperature itself feels like a slow-burning sparkler.
Staying indoors with the AC cranked to maximum is the most patriotic thing anyone can do this weekend.
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