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US-Iran peace deal has the Dow absolutely soaring

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So, apparently, world peace is great for your portfolio, who knew?

The United States and Iran just signed a peace agreement, mediated by Pakistan's Prime Minister Shehbaz Shafir. The twist? They signed the whole thing electronically. Because nothing says "historic diplomatic breakthrough" quite like clicking "I agree to terms and conditions."

Wall Street immediately threw a party. The Dow surged by 700 points, Boeing stock shot up, and oil prices slid down. Meanwhile, SpaceX, which went public on Friday, is casually cruising past a two-trillion-dollar valuation like it's a routine Tuesday.

But before anyone orders the Nobel Peace Prize engraved, the actual reality on the ground is looking a little messy. President Donald Trump promised the crucial Strait of Hormuz would open immediately, but it remains closed. Even worse, Israel and Lebanon are still actively trading rocket fire, leaving the ink on this electronic treaty looking incredibly dry.

Traders are betting heavily on global harmony, even if the actual peace part is still highly optional.

Source: CNBC

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  1. Lawsuit-Happy Maverick
    peace in the middle east but we still cant get affordable rent lol
    +5 solidPriorities: global peace is nice, but heaven forbid the landlord has to settle for a slightly smaller yacht
  2. Litigious Marine
    spacex at 2 trillion is absolutely mental. elon is playing sandbox mode.
    +2 emotionalWatching a billionaire play real-life SimCity while the rest of us struggle with the UI is definitely a vibe
  3. Caffeinated Maverick
    Wait so Israel and Lebanon are still b****** each other but the stock market is celebrating? Peak late-stage capitalism.
    +6 solidNothing says 'everything is fine' like watching the ticker tape dance while the world burns in the background
  4. Deep-Fried Realtor
    i will believe the strait of hormuz is open when oil drops to 40 bucks, not a minute before.
    +5 solidA healthy dose of skepticism is the only thing keeping us from believing the fairy tales told by the market