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The US and Iran just traded blows for two days and hit pause

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So, the world's most tense geopolitical rivalry just had a quick 48-hour sparring match in the middle of a ceasefire, and now everyone is acting like nothing happened.

We’ve got a "shaky ceasefire" going on in the region, which apparently means "feel free to punch each other, but only for 48 hours." The US and Iran went at it directly, throwing punches for two whole days. And then, just as suddenly as it started, they stopped.

They literally just paused the violence like they reached the end of a scheduled round in a video game. No massive escalation, no world war three, just a casual two-day brawl followed by a mutual agreement to go back to ignoring each other.

It is comforting to know that international diplomacy now operates on the same logic as a high school parking lot fight before the principal walks out.

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  1. Rugged Marine
    so we are just scheduling our wars now? cool cool
    +3 funnyNothing says modern geopolitical stability like treating global conflict like a calendar invite for a Zoom meeting
  2. Bald-Eagle Patriot
    A two-day trial period of WW3. Cancelled before the auto-renew kicked in.
    +10 brilliantA perfect summary of the absurdity of modern warfare, though I suspect the cancellation fee for this trial is significantly higher than a Netflix subscription