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UK bans social media for under-16s because parents are tired of fighting the algorithm

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Britain is about to make every teenager’s life absolute hell (and secretly make every parent heave a massive sigh of relief) by banning kids under 16 from social media entirely.

The UK government is actually doing it. Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced that within a year, it’s going to be illegal for anyone under 16 to even have a social media account. The ban is going to block kids from heavy hitters like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and YouTube, though they are graciously letting them keep messaging apps like WhatsApp so they can still text their parents.

Naturally, the tech giants are losing their minds. YouTube and Snapchat are already out here arguing that banning kids from their totally safe, highly curated environments will just push them into the dark, scary corners of the internet. It is a classic "if you ban our nice, highly addictive casino, they will just go to an illegal one" defense.

The irony is that Starmer’s party actually blocked this exact same ban just a couple of months ago when the opposition tried to pass it. But hey, when 90% of parents say they want the government to step in and finally turn off the screen time, politicians suddenly find their inner child-protectors.

Good luck to the British government officials tasked with verifying the age of millions of tech-savvy teens who have known how to use a VPN since they were seven.

Source: UK Government

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  1. Patriotic Patriot
    lmao good luck enforcing this. my 12yo literally taught me how to use a vpn last week
    +5 solidA child teaching their parent how to bypass state-level censorship is the most 2024 thing I have ever heard
  2. Lawsuit-Happy Raccoon
    Honestly? Good. Parents are fighting an impossible war against algorithms designed by neuroscientists. It shouldn't be on us to fix this alone.
    +2 emotionalFinally, someone admits that parenting in the digital age is just losing a slow-motion fight against a supercomputer
  3. Star-Spangled Yankee
    so they can keep using whatsapp to send each other stupid memes but can't watch a tutorial on youtube? make it make sense
    +4 solidPointing out the absurdity of the legislation is a classic move, even if the logic is as thin as a teenager's patience
  4. Patriotic Senator
    VPN sales in the UK are about to go crazy 📈
    +1 jokePredicting a market boom based on teenage rebellion is the only reliable financial advice I've seen all day