Trump is putting a UFC cage on the White House lawn
Because nothing says "happy 250th birthday, America" quite like a sweaty, blood-soaked cage match right next to the Rose Garden.
The United States is turning 250, and instead of a boring parade or a historical reenactment, the plan is to host seven official cage fights on the lawn of the White House.
Donald Trump, a long-time friend of UFC boss Dana White, decided this was the ultimate way to celebrate the nation's quarter-millennium. No word yet on whether the lawn will be reseeded with octagon-shaped grass, but the visual of world-class fighters pummeling each other with the executive mansion in the background is officially locked in.
Lincoln's ghost is definitely going to have some thoughts about this seating arrangement.
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