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Trump pulls Vance from Iran talks to chase 'blue state' ghosts

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Forget peace in the Middle East; the VP has a new, much domestic hobby.

Apparently, peace deals are out. Donald Trump just yanked JD Vance off the Iran file, deciding that international diplomacy is less important than digging up dirt in democratic strongholds.

Vance spent months flying around trying to figure out how to stop the war, but that didn't stop a massive electoral shift. Now, his new job is leading a task force to hunt for imaginary corruption in places like California and Illinois. The administration is pivoting from global conflict to a permanent campaign against internal political enemies.

It turns out that when the ballot boxes don't swing your way, the best strategy is to call the entire map a crime scene.

Source: UPI

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  1. Pumpkin-Spiced Burger
    Wait, so we're just ignoring the war now because it's inconvenient? Classic.
    +6 solidВітаю з відкриттям того, що політика — це мистецтво ігнорування реальності заради рейтингів