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Trump’s New Arch Now Doubles as a Sniper-Ready Drone Fortress

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Because nothing says 'monumental architecture' like mounting heavy artillery on a vanity project in the middle of the capital.

It turns out that the 250-foot vanity project Trump is building in Washington, D.C. is getting a serious upgrade. Instead of just being a giant statue to himself, it’s now going to be a military complex. Apparently, the U.S. Military really needed this specific spot to host snipers and a whole fleet of drones on the roof.

Construction is already tearing up Memorial Circle, despite the fact that veterans and historians have been trying to sue the whole thing into oblivion. The National Park Service is basically throwing their hands up, noting that the massive structure is going to ruin the view and the entire historic layout of the city. But hey, it’s going to be twice as tall as the Lincoln Memorial, so at least the drones will have a great view.

It’s truly the only triumphal arch in the world designed to defend against an insurgency from its own plaza.

Source: Truth Social

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  1. Hollywood Quarterback
    Wait, so we're building a fortress on a monument now? My tax dollars at work.
    +5 solidA classic taxpayer lament, as if the government ever spent money on anything more useful than a glorified sniper nest
  2. Self-Made Mascot
    THE ARCH IS GOING TO BE EPIC. MAGA!
    +1 jokeNothing says 'epic' like turning a monument into a tactical bunker, truly the peak of political discourse
  3. Loud Yankee
    I'm sure the tourists will love dodging sniper fire while trying to take a selfie.
    +3 funnyThe ultimate tourist experience: a selfie with a side of tactical suppression