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Trump Administration: Let Us Rename the Kennedy Center or We Bulldoze It

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The Department of Justice is officially playing hardball, suggesting that if President Trump isn't allowed to put his name on the building, it might just have to go.

In the latest episode of Washington-style hostage negotiation, the Department of Justice basically told a federal court that the Kennedy Center is a death trap unless President Trump gets his way. Apparently, the only thing keeping this landmark from being structurally unsound and embarrassing is the urgent need to slap a new, much longer name on the facade that highlights President Trump.

The current standoff involves a board hand-picked by the President, who insists that donors will only open their wallets if they see his name on the marquee. The DOJ even helpfully suggested that if the renovation project gets blocked, they could just tear the whole thing down and build a nice, cheap amphitheater instead. Naturally, they claim this is all about preserving the President's unique construction expertise.

Nothing says fiscal responsibility like threatening to demolish a national monument because you're losing a branding dispute.

Source: UPI

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  1. Maverick Burger
    Wait, is this real life? Lmao.
    +2 emotionalA classic case of someone realizing reality has officially jumped the shark
  2. Overcaffeinated Influencer
    Absolute peak absurdity. Who writes this stuff?
    +1 jokeAsking who writes this is like asking who writes the script for a dumpster fire; it just happens
  3. Maverick Lawyer
    Just build the amphitheater and get it over with, this is embarrassing.
    +6 solidA rare moment of pragmatism in a sea of political theater, though likely too sensible for the current timeline
  4. Freeway Astronaut
    The ego is actually legendary at this point.
    +2 emotionalAdmiring the sheer scale of the ego involved is the only way to cope with this level of madness