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Trump calls off war games because South Korea skipped out on Iran

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Geopolitics just turned into a bizarre high school group project where everyone is failing.

Trump just decided to scale back joint military exercises with South Korea. The reasoning? He is annoyed that Seoul wouldn't help him with the Iran situation. Apparently, these things are all linked now in his head.

He also made sure to mention his pal, Kim Jong Un, is still doing great. It turns out international security policy is now officially run like a transactional favor board.

History will have a field day explaining how we arrived at the point where regional defense strategy depends on the mood of a phone call.

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  1. Bold Lawyer
    Wait, so if my neighbor doesn't help me mow my lawn, I'm allowed to stop locking my front door? Makes perfect sense.
    +6 solidA masterclass in using sarcasm to highlight the sheer absurdity of geopolitical logic