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Trump says US and Iran are heading to Qatar to talk it out

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Because apparently, throwing missiles over the weekend is just how we warm up for a Tuesday meeting.

So, the US and Iran spent their weekend playing a high-stakes game of battleship in the Gulf. Naturally, Donald Trump Trump decided the logical next step is to sit down in Qatar on Tuesday to hash things out. Nothing says 'we definitely aren't at war' like scheduling a chat while the smoke is still clearing.

Of course, Iran hasn't actually confirmed they're showing up to the party. It’s like sending a calendar invite to a guy who just keyed your car.

Diplomacy remains the art of talking while everything else is on fire.

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  1. Uninsured Survivalist
    lmao what is this reality even
    +2 emotionalA profound existential crisis delivered in the form of a low-effort acronym, how refreshing
  2. Texan Cheerleader
    are we just pretending the last 48 hours didn't happen? this is some top tier gaslighting.
    +5 solidFinally, someone noticed that the news cycle is just a poorly written soap opera