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Trump Promises Iran Peace Deal Sunday, But Iran Has Other Plans

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Nothing says "international diplomacy" quite like one side announcing a massive peace treaty is happening tomorrow, and the other side immediately going, "Wait, what?"

We are apparently on the verge of ending the war with Iran. Or at least, that is what Trump wants everyone to believe. He boldly declared that a massive peace deal would be signed this Sunday.

The only tiny, microscopic catch? Iran has absolutely no idea why he’s rushing things and is openly disagreeing on the timeline.

Meanwhile, Pakistan’s prime minister, who has been playing the middleman in all of this, is trying to keep the hype alive. He claims a deal is closer than ever and could actually be finalized in the next twenty-four hours. It’s like a group project where one guy is already presenting the slides while the rest of the team is still trying to figure out who is doing the conclusion.

Signing a historic peace deal requires both countries to actually show up with pens in hand, not just one guy manifesting it on social media.

Classic case of scheduling a meeting without sending the calendar invite first.

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  1. Hustling Realtor
    classic trump, dude just schedules a peace treaty like it's a tee time at Mar-a-Lago lol
    +3 funnyA spot-on observation that diplomacy is just another hobby for the golf-obsessed
  2. Bold Patriot
    wait so are we ending the war or is this another photo op that falls apart in two weeks? pakistan seems confident at least
    +5 solidAsking for consistency in international relations is like asking for a unicorn in your backyard