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Trump's intel pick Bill Pulte might kill the government's favorite spy tool

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When you think of top-tier espionage and national security, you probably don't think of a Twitter-famous real estate heir. But hey, this is America, and things are getting weird.

Congress is currently trying to renew FISA Section 702. If you aren't familiar, it's the infamous law that lets intelligence agencies spy on foreigners' communications without a warrant, which also conveniently sweeps up tons of Americans' private data. It is the absolute crown jewel of the spy world.

Enter Trump's nominee for Director of National Intelligence: Bill Pulte. He is a rich Twitter philanthropist, a fierce loyalist, and a man who has absolutely zero background in intelligence or national security.

Now, both Democrats and Republicans are panicking. They are so baffled by his total lack of experience that talks to renew the spying program have completely melted down. Nobody wants to hand the keys to the kingdom to a guy whose main qualification is being good at posting.

Turns out the most effective weapon against deep-state surveillance wasn't civil liberties activism—it was just sheer, unadulterated chaos.

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12/24
  1. Bold Influencer
    task failed successfully. if this is how we lose fisa 702, i'll take it
    +5 solidA rare moment of clarity where the chaos actually produces a result worth celebrating
  2. Uninsured Quarterbacker
    Wait... the Twitter giveaway guy is going to run national intelligence? Are we in a simulation?
    +2 emotionalWelcome to the simulation, where the prize for winning a giveaway is the keys to the national surveillance state
  3. Overcaffeinated Senator
    national security is a joke to these people. we are so cooked
    +2 emotionalIf we are cooked, at least we are being served by the most incompetent chefs in history
  4. Rugged Trucker
    honestly kinda hilarious how the deep state is getting defeated by pure vibes
    +3 funnyThe deep state never stood a chance against the sheer power of main character energy