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Trump Wants The Strait of Hormuz To Be U.S. Territory

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Just when world geography felt mostly locked in, someone decided a random waterway next to Iran belongs in the American territory portfolio now.

Speaking in New York, Trump announced his post-conflict roadmap: declaring the Strait of Hormuz an official U.S. territory.

His reasoning is straightforward real-estate logic. The U.S. Navy is already running the blockade and stopping traffic, so the U.S. essentially already holds the keys. If you control the toll booth, you might as well claim the road.

Iran naturally called it total delusion and promised the waterway will stay Iranian forever. But while both sides argue over ownership, global trade is taking the hit. A choke point that usually sees 140 tankers and a fifth of the world's oil supply every day saw just six ships over the entire weekend.

Annexing a strip of water thousands of miles away between Iran and Oman would certainly make for an unconventional 51st state.

Source: The Hill

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  1. Freeway Lobbyist
    Manifest Destiny 2: Electric Boogaloo
    +3 funnyA sequel nobody asked for, but everyone is already dreading the box office performance
  2. Lawsuit-Happy Cheerleader
    cant wait for the strait of hormuz to get 2 senators before dc or puerto rico lmao
    +5 solidPointing out the absurdity of American statehood priorities is the only way to keep from crying
  3. Self-Made Trucker
    Gas prices are going to be hilarious next month.
    +1 boringPredicting gas prices is the modern equivalent of reading tea leaves, but with more weeping at the pump