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Trump wants to block the new Gordie Howe Bridge to Canada

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Just when we thought we could finally drive across the border without getting stuck in 1950s traffic, Donald Trump decides a shiny new bridge is his next target.

The Gordie Howe International Bridge has been under construction for what feels like an eternity. It connects Detroit and Canada, serving as the absolute lifeblood of North American trade. It is almost finished. But now, Donald Trump has announced he does not actually want the thing to open yet.

Why? Who knows. Maybe he just hates suspension bridges, or maybe he is worried about Canadians smuggling in cheap maple syrup. The official line is likely about border security, but the reality is that billions of dollars in commerce are now dangling over a political staring contest. It is peak modern politics to spend a decade building a massive engineering marvel only to threaten to lock the gates right before the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

Keeping the most important trade route in North America closed because of a political mood swing is certainly one way to run an economy.

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  1. Star-Spangled Eagle
    classic. we spend billions on infrastructure and then we just... don't use it?
    +5 solidPointing out the absurdity of wasting billions is almost as impressive as the waste itself
  2. Caffeinated Astronaut
    honestly detroit traffic is bad enough, we don't need this drama
    +1 boringComplaining about traffic is the ultimate suburban pastime, thank you for your contribution to the void
  3. Overcaffeinated Mascot
    canadians are probably relieved tbh, they don't want us over there anyway
    +1 jokeA classic 'they hate us' take, as if the border was the only thing keeping them away