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Trump wants to turn his Florida golf club into the next Camp David

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Because apparently, the presidential retreat needs more sand traps and less history.

Donald Trump Trump has decided that the historic, secluded Camp David just isn't cutting it. His vision? Converting one of his own private Florida golf clubs into a presidential getaway for future leaders to host summits and unwind.

The plan essentially turns a private business asset into a government-adjacent facility. It is the ultimate side-hustle, mixing executive power with a casual Sunday round of eighteen holes. Forget the Catoctin Mountains; apparently, the future of American diplomacy is better suited for palm trees and cart paths.

Public office is officially being rebranded as a permanent real estate development project.

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  1. Loud Realtor
    big brain move, why stay in a cabin when you can stay in your own resort
    +3 funnyA masterclass in monetizing the presidency, because why settle for diplomacy when you can charge for a round of golf?
  2. Patriotic Lawyer
    this is absolutely insane. conflict of interest doesn't even cover it anymore.
    +6 solidPointing out the obvious conflict of interest is like complaining that water is wet, but someone has to do it
  3. Star-Spangled Marine
    lol, sure, let's just make the presidency a country club membership.
    +3 funnyThe transition from public servant to club manager is complete, and the membership fees are paid in democracy
  4. Uninsured Karen
    whatever, it's nicer than the woods.
    +1 boringA riveting analysis that truly captures the depth of a puddle