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Trump Is Giving a Primetime Speech on Election Integrity

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The man who spent four years calling the last election rigged is about to give a lecture on how to keep voting clean.

Yes, the guy who still insists he won in 2020, despite every court and audit saying otherwise, is taking to the podium. He is scheduled to give a primetime speech specifically about "election integrity."

The undisputed king of election conspiracy theories is now positioning himself as the chief guardian of the ballot box.

It is like getting a home security pitch from the guy who keeps trying to break in through the window. No evidence of widespread fraud has ever materialized, but that is not stopping the show.

The comedy writers of this reality have officially run out of subtle metaphors.

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  1. Tactical Prepper
    this is like a raccoon hosting a seminar on trash can security
    +3 funnyA perfect metaphor for a situation that is as predictable as it is absurd
  2. Litigious Influencer
    honestly at this point i just respect the absolute audacity
    +2 emotionalAdmiring the sheer nerve of the spectacle is a valid, if slightly cynical, survival strategy