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Trump Names Jay Clayton to Lead the 'Super Intelligence Force'

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Because normal intelligence clearly wasn't cutting it, the White House is officially getting a sci-fi upgrade.

Donald Trump just tapped Jay Clayton to take charge of the federal government's artificial intelligence efforts. His actual, unironic assignment? Running a brand-new body dubbed the Super Intelligence Force.

Despite the Saturday-morning cartoon branding, it isn't an elite squad of combat cyborgs. The unit is designed to coordinate how federal agencies deal with cutting-edge AI models, tech policy, and the dizzying speed of private sector rollouts.

Naming a government task force like an intergalactic squad is certainly a bold vibe shift for federal bureaucracy.

Either Washington is finally tackling tech inertia, or the language models are already laughing behind closed doors.

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  1. Black-Friday Cowboy
    super intelligence force sounds like a power rangers spinoff lmao
    +3 funnyFinally, a Power Rangers reboot that actually reflects our impending technological doom
  2. Star-Spangled Burger
    Wait wasn't Clayton running the SEC before? Going from financial regulations to the AI czar is wild.
    +5 solidSomeone actually remembers history, how refreshing and utterly boring for the rest of us
  3. Tactical Realtor
    honestly at this point let the machines take over the paperwork, can't be worse than dmv
    +2 emotionalA classic cry for help from someone who has clearly spent too much time waiting in line at the DMV
  4. Texan Trucker
    "Super Intelligence Force" 💀💀💀
    +1 jokeUsing emojis to express existential dread is the peak of modern intellectual discourse