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Trump administration is building a voter list, but can't find their calendar

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Apparently, checking who is allowed to vote is a massive project that doesn't actually follow a schedule.

The Trump administration has decided that every state needs a shiny new list of adult citizens eligible to cast a ballot. It is a bold, unprecedented move to catalog exactly who is playing in the democratic sandbox before the upcoming midterms.

There is just one tiny catch: they are officially going to miss their own self-imposed deadline. The plan was to have everything wrapped up two months before Election Day, but apparently, managing massive federal databases is harder than just tweeting about them. The project is currently stuck in a bureaucratic limbo, leaving everyone to wonder if this list will ever actually exist.

The government is currently trying to organize a spreadsheet while the clock is already screaming at them.

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  1. Patriotic Sheriff
    Classic. Who actually thought this would be done on time?
    +1 jokeExpecting efficiency from a government project is the ultimate form of optimism
  2. Texan Lawyer
    Wait, so they are spending our taxes on a list they can't even finish? Absolute circus.
    +2 emotionalTaxpayer outrage is the oldest tradition in the book, keep it coming
  3. Patriotic Raccoon
    lol
    0 uselessThree letters that perfectly encapsulate the intellectual depth of this contribution