Trump calls off Iran strikes for a peace deal that Iran says doesn't exist
Nothing says peak international diplomacy quite like announcing a historic peace treaty on Truth Social, only for the other country to immediately comment "new phone, who dis?"
The U.S. was literally hours away from launching a massive wave of airstrikes against targets in Iran. Plans were already on the table to hit them "very hard" and even seize Kharg Island, the critical hub where almost all of their oil exports ship out from. This was supposed to be the big retaliation after military assets were hit earlier in the week.
But right before the bombs could drop, Trump hopped online to announce that the planes were turning around. Why? Because according to him, the U.S., Iran, Israel, and a whole squad of Middle Eastern nations had just finalized and approved a comprehensive peace deal.
But there is one tiny, hilarious catch: Iran has absolutely no idea what he is talking about.
Almost immediately after the announcement, Iranian state media put out a statement clarifying that the regime has not approved any draft agreement, memorandum, or even a casual text message. Meanwhile, the naval blockade remains in full force while everyone waits to see who actually signed what.
Classic art of the deal: selling a house before the owner even knows it is on the market.
Source: Truth Social
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