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Trump wants a military-grade fortress disguised as a monument

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Because apparently, a simple statue just isn't enough to feel secure anymore.

So, Donald Trump has decided that if he gets to build his big fancy arch in Washington D.C., it shouldn't just be for show. He’s arguing that the structure needs to double as a full-blown military complex, complete with snipers and drone surveillance.

It’s a bold architectural choice. Most people want a park bench or maybe a nice plaque, but apparently, the vision involves turning a landmark into a tactical defensive position. The courts are currently trying to figure out if this is even legal, but the vibe is already firmly in the category of 'wait, what?'

A monument that doubles as a bunker is certainly one way to ensure people stay off the grass.

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