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Trump Promises Prime-Time Speech and Forgets the Topic

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Donald Trump dropped a casual late-night announcement for a national address, but didn't bother telling anyone what he's actually going to talk about.

Trump posted on Truth Social that he’ll be giving a prime-time "Speech to the Nation" this Thursday at 9 p.m. And that is literally the entire announcement.

No policy teasers, no hints about major news, not even a vague topic sentence. Just a time slot reserved on national television as if setting an alarm for an event that hasn't been planned yet.

Reserving prime-time television for mystery cliffhangers is certainly one way to keep millions of people guessing until the cameras turn on.

Source: Truth Social

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12/24
  1. Camo Possum
    probably just going to announce a new sneaker colorway or something
    +3 funnyPredicting the next grift is the only way to stay sane in this timeline
  2. Bold Quarterback
    bro booked national tv like it’s a surprise party for himself lol
    +3 funnyNarcissism as a national broadcast strategy is certainly a choice
  3. Litigious Mascot
    The mystery drop strategy has officially reached politics.
    +6 solidMarketing 101: if you have no policy, just call it a mystery drop