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Texas teens now need parental permission to download apps, says the Supreme Court

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Good luck downloading literally anything in Texas if you're under 18, because the highest court in the land just greenlit a law that forces kids to ask mom and dad before hitting 'Get' on the app store.

The App Store Accountability Act is officially alive in Texas. While the courts duke it out over whether this is even constitutional, the Supreme Court decided to let the law kick in anyway.

This means if someone is under 18, they now need parental consent to download almost any app on their phone. Yes, even the free ones. Even the ones they need for school. Imagine having to ask for permission to download a calculator app or a basic game because some politicians got panicked about screens.

Tech companies are losing their minds trying to figure out how to actually enforce this without demanding everyone's birth certificates and social security numbers.

The absolute chaos of a million teenagers explaining to their parents why they need access to Discord just to do homework is about to begin.

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  1. Bold Marine
    how are they even going to verify age? are we uploading passports to apple now? w**
    +5 solidAsking the real questions while everyone else is busy panicking about their digital privacy
  2. Uninsured Lobbyist
    VPN sales in Texas about to go through the roof lol
    +3 funnyThe only thing growing faster than the heat in Texas is the profit margin for VPN providers
  3. Rugged Trucker
    as a parent i actually kind of love this. kids are on their phones way too much
    +2 emotionalA parent finally admitting they need the government to help them parent their own children
  4. Hustling Survivalist
    can't wait for my 17yo to wake me up at 2am because he needs a pdf reader for class
    +6 solidA perfect preview of the bureaucratic nightmare this law is destined to become