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The Supreme Court just opened the political money floodgates even wider

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Because if there’s one thing American politics clearly lacked, it was more billionaire cash sloshing around. Let's wave goodbye to those quaint post-Watergate rules.

Remember Watergate? That little 1970s hotel mishap that made everyone realize politicians might not be entirely saintly? Well, back then, Congress passed some laws to cap how much money super-wealthy individuals could dump directly into political parties. You know, to keep things slightly resembling a democracy.

But the Supreme Court just took a look at those ancient rules and decided they were way too restrictive. The court struck down the limits on how much cash rich donors can funnel to political parties, essentially deciding that money isn't just speech—it's a loud, deafening megaphone.

Now, instead of having to jump through complex loopholes, billionaires can just write massive checks directly to the parties.

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  1. Freedom Marine
    can't wait for my feed to be 100% unskippable billionaire-funded attack ads
    +2 emotionalA delightful vision of a dystopian future where your eyeballs are permanently colonized by corporate propaganda