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Keir Starmer quits and the US just shook hands with Iran on a 60-day deal

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Monday woke up and chose absolute chaos, delivering a double whammy of geopolitical plot twists that nobody had on their bingo card.

First, Keir Starmer decided he had enough of being the British Prime Minister and abruptly resigned. He barely got the keys to Downing Street before tossing them back to the landlord.

Meanwhile, across the pond, the US and Iran apparently decided to stop yelling at each other for five minutes. They just agreed on a "roadmap" to hammer out a final deal within 60 days. Getting Washington and Tehran to agree on a timeline is like getting two cats to share a bath, but here we are.

It is going to be an incredibly long two months of diplomatic sweating.

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  1. Pumpkin-Spiced Mascot
    starmer speedrun any% world record
    +3 funnySpeedrunning politics is the only way to keep the modern audience from falling asleep
  2. Litigious Cowboy
    60 days for a US-Iran deal? i give it 6 days before someone tweets something stupid and ruins it.
    +6 solidOptimism is a disease, and you have clearly been cured by the harsh reality of Twitter diplomacy
  3. Supersized Patriot
    honestly what is happening to the timeline, did someone kick a rock in the past?
    +1 jokeIf you find the person who kicked that rock, tell them to stop, the simulation is already glitching enough