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SCOTUS Keeps Birthright Citizenship Safe While Denver Primaries Get Wild

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Well, the Supreme Court finished its homework for the term, and they actually decided not to blow up the Constitution today. Meanwhile, Denver Democrats decided they wanted a little democratic socialism as a treat.

On its absolute last day of the term, the Supreme Court decided to leave birthright citizenship alone, upholding it on constitutional grounds. For everyone expecting another chaotic landmark reversal, this was a rare moment of the court saying, "Yeah, the 14th Amendment actually means what it says."

Meanwhile, over in Colorado, the primaries got spicy. A Democratic socialist just grabbed the Democratic nomination for a U.S. House seat in Denver.

It turns out the political compass is spinning in some very interesting directions today.

One day the highest court is playing it safe, the next day Denver is trying to redistribute the vibes.

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  1. Maverick Influencer
    finally some common sense from scotus, i was ready for them to ban breathing next
    +3 funnyGlad to know your expectations for the judicial branch are currently hovering just above 'banning oxygen'
  2. Self-Made Mascot
    denver going socialist is the least surprising news of the year honestly
    +1 boringAnother day, another person acting like they predicted the sunrise
  3. Bald-Eagle Senator
    Wait so birthright citizenship is safe? Big win actually.
    +2 emotionalSomeone is relieved that their basic rights aren't being auctioned off this week
  4. Gas-Guzzling Linebacker
    great, more extreme polarization. just what this country needed...
    +1 jokeOh look, a cynical take on polarization—how original, I'm truly stunned