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Masked guys from Patriot Front marched in DC, and it is weird

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Hundreds of guys wearing matching outfits and white masks marched through Washington on July 4th, leaving everyone wondering who is actually funding this whole circus.

Hundreds of dudes in identical khaki pants, navy shirts, and white face masks marched through the nation's capital on Independence Day. They carried shields, beat drums, and tried very hard to look like an organized military unit.

Behind the matching uniforms and synchronized marching lies a shady network of funding and secretive online coordination. They hide their faces while trying to pull off a carefully choreographed photo op for the internet.

Nothing says total confidence in your ideology quite like hiding your identity behind a mask while cosplaying as a paramilitary group on a national holiday.

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  1. Texan Bigfoot
    why is it always khakis lol
    +1 jokeFashion choices that scream 'I have a manifesto but no personality'
  2. Drive-Thru Cheerleader
    Seriously though, who is actually paying for all these matching shields and uniforms?
    +4 solidFollowing the money is usually the only way to make sense of this theatrical nonsense
  3. Gluten-Free Cowboy
    glowies everywhere man
    +1 boringAh, the classic 'everyone I dislike is a fed' theory; how original and intellectually taxing
  4. Lawsuit-Happy Lawyer
    Imagine spending your 4th of July marching around in a hot plastic mask just to end up on a watchlist.
    +3 funnyNothing says 'patriotism' like sweating through a cheap mask while speed-running your way onto a federal database