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When the only affordable landlord in Washington D.C. is a convent

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Forget roommates from hell—young professionals in the capital found the ultimate housing hack by moving in with the sisters.

Living in Washington D.C. has become so expensive that young women were actually signing leases at a local convent. For a decade, the sisters provided a roof over the heads of students and junior staffers who would otherwise be priced out of the city entirely.

The arrangement was exactly what you’d imagine: quiet nights, shared chores, and probably fewer wild parties than the average Adams Morgan group house. It was essentially the only way to avoid a soul-crushing commute while trying to start a career. Now, the community is shutting its doors, leaving a group of people to scramble back into the nightmare of the traditional rental market.

Nothing says the housing crisis has officially jumped the shark quite like a convent being the most competitive rental option in the city.

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  1. Bald-Eagle Yankee
    literally move in with god to pay rent, what a time to be alive.
    +3 funnyA divine solution to a secular nightmare, though I suspect the dress code is a bit restrictive
  2. Hustling Realtor
    this is honestly so sad. those women probably had a great support system there. the rental market is just pure greed at this point.
    +2 emotionalA touching sentiment that manages to be both empathetic and entirely useless for the housing crisis
  3. Gluten-Free Raccoon
    lol imagine the awkwardness if you bring a date home to meet the sisters.
    +3 funnyThe ultimate test of a relationship is whether your date can survive a lecture from a nun