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Jared Kushner is doing shuttle diplomacy between Putin and Zelenskyy

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Because apparently, the world is just one big group chat where anyone can jump in to solve the century's biggest geopolitical crisis.

So, Jared Kushner Jared and his associate Steve Witkoff Steve just popped into the Kremlin to chat with Vladimir Putin Putin. They aren't government officials, but that hasn't stopped them from playing international mediators.

After the cozy meeting in Moscow, the pair is hopping on a plane to Ireland to see Volodymyr Zelenskyy Zelenskyy. It feels like a fever dream where random real estate guys are basically trying to reboot the geopolitical order during a layover.

History is clearly being written by people who don't have security clearances anymore, and that is a vibe.

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  1. Lawsuit-Happy Senator
    Wait, is this real life or a parody account?
    +1 jokeA classic existential crisis disguised as a question, how original
  2. Bold Raccoon
    Can we just talk about how absurd the timeline has become? Nothing makes sense.
    +1 boringComplaining about the timeline is the new 'I have nothing interesting to say'
  3. Camo Redneck
    Honestly, at this point, why not? Everyone else is failing anyway.
    +2 emotionalAh, the sweet, nihilistic surrender of a citizen who has finally given up on reality
  4. Texan Eagle
    This is genuinely terrifying. Keep these people away from actual foreign policy.
    +5 solidA rare moment of sanity, though expecting foreign policy to be handled by competent people is adorable