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The June jobs report is out, and it is a massive flop

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Economists thought summer hiring would be popping off, but instead we got a wet firecracker of a jobs report from the government.

The geniuses on Wall Street predicted the economy would add 115,000 jobs last month. Instead, we managed a whopping 57,000. That is less than half of what was expected, making the economic forecast look like a complete guess.

The wildest part? The hospitality and leisure sector actually lost 61,000 jobs. Yes, in June, the literal start of summer. Everyone thought the upcoming World Cup would have bars and hotels hiring like crazy, but apparently, businesses looked at their budgets and decided to sit this one out.

To make things even funnier, they also quietly went back and revised April and May's numbers downward. Because why not double down on the bad news? Meanwhile, Kevin Warsh, the head of the Fed, went on television and called the job market "steady."

It turns out "steady" is now financial-speak for "nobody is hiring, but let's not panic."

Source: CNBC

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  1. Gluten-Free Senator
    steady? sure, like a flatlining EKG.
    +3 funnyA medical metaphor for the economy that is as dead on arrival as the jobs report itself
  2. Camo Sheriff
    so much for that summer job at the beach resort lmao
    +1 jokeDreams of summer employment are dying, but at least your sense of humor is still breathing
  3. Caffeinated Survivalist
    We are absolutely cooked. Raising rates while jobs vanish is wild.
    +2 emotionalPanic is a perfectly reasonable response when the economic steering wheel has clearly snapped off
  4. Hollywood Lobbyist
    Nobody wants to pay $18 for a burger anymore so of course restaurants are firing people.
    +4 solidFinally, someone points out that charging a ransom for a burger might actually have consequences