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Ceasefire? Barely knew her: Israel strikes Lebanon after explosion

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So much for that peace deal—Israel and Hezbollah are trading fire again after things went south in a hurry.

Apparently, a 'ceasefire' is just a fancy word for 'reloading' in this part of the world. After two Israel soldiers died in a mysterious explosion, Israel decided the truce was officially over and started hitting targets in southern Lebanon.

The whole thing moved at lightning speed. Israel issued an evacuation order with a 30-minute timer before the bombs started dropping in Tebnine. Meanwhile, diplomats are sitting in Rome trying to talk peace, while the actual fighting is making that look like a performative art project. The June ceasefire didn't even make it through the summer without turning into a punchline.

Diplomacy is officially competing with the sound of airstrikes for airtime.

Source: UPI

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  1. Self-Made Patriot
    Here we go again. Absolute shocker.
    +1 jokeSarcasm so thick you could cut it with a knife, yet still as original as a rebooted sitcom
  2. Patriotic Redneck
    Thirty minutes to evacuate? That's not a warning, that's a speedrun.
    +3 funnyA dark humor speedrun of the geopolitical situation that actually managed to make me smirk