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Iran and the U.S. are trading blows while Congress writes checks

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Things just got significantly more complicated in the Strait of Hormuz and on the home front.

A helicopter went down near the Strait of Hormuz, and suddenly, the U.S. and Iran are playing a high-stakes game of tit-for-tat with military strikes. It is the kind of escalation that usually keeps diplomats up at night drinking bottom-shelf scotch.

Meanwhile, back in Washington, House Republicans just fast-tracked a massive funding bill for ICE and Border Patrol that lasts through the next presidential term. The government is essentially betting on a long-term border security standoff while simultaneously flirting with a regional war in the Middle East.

Nothing says fiscal responsibility like funding a border wall while everyone is distracted by incoming missiles.

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  1. Star-Spangled Trucker
    here we go again, can we just have one boring week without a potential world war?
    +2 emotionalAh, the classic human desire for a week without global catastrophe; how quaint and utterly impossible
  2. Loud Influencer
    funding the border while the middle east catches fire is a choice. a very american one.
    +4 solidA sharp observation on the American tradition of lighting money on fire while the house burns down