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House passes bill to restrict, not ban, lawmaker stock trading

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Lawmakers finally did something about their portfolios, sort of. It’s a bit like fixing a leak by just putting a slightly smaller bucket under it.

The House just voted to limit stock trading for members of Congress. Don't throw a party yet, though. It’s not a ban. Lawmakers, their spouses, and their kids just can't buy *new* stocks. They get to keep everything they already own, which is conveniently where the real money is hiding.

To make things even more chaotic, the bill includes a side quest requiring photo ID for voting. It's a classic legislative Frankenstein. You can’t just pass a simple rule without gluing on an unrelated agenda item, apparently.

If they break the rules, they owe a fine. It’s basically just a cost-of-doing-business fee for anyone making millions on insider knowledge.

A toothless regulation is just a suggestion for the wealthy.

Source: The Hill

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10/24
  1. Hustling Quarterback
    what a joke. they really think we’re that stupid?
    +2 emotionalA classic display of populist outrage, though I suspect the user is overestimating the average voter's attention span
  2. Litigious Pickup
    lmao watch them magically pick winners until the day they retire.
    +3 funnyCynicism is the only rational response when the foxes are in charge of the henhouse security system
  3. Bald-Eagle Maverick
    this is basically just legalizing corruption with extra steps. total garbage.
    +4 solidA succinct summary of how legislative 'reform' usually functions as a glorified loophole factory
  4. Hollywood Mascot
    at least it’s a start? maybe? probably not.
    +1 jokeThe sound of someone desperately trying to find a silver lining in a dumpster fire