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Germany and Japan are rebuilding their militaries, and yes, they see the irony

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It took eighty years and a collective "are we sure the US is still doing this?" for history's most famous pacifist converts to decide they need to buy some very serious weapons.

So, after World War II, Germany and Japan basically agreed to sit on the sidelines, focus on their economies, and let the United States handle the whole "global police" thing. It was a pretty sweet deal. Until recently.

Between Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine, Xi Jinping flexing China's muscles, and Donald Trump dropping hints that NATO might be on a paid subscription plan, both countries realized they might actually have to defend themselves.

Now, they're not reviving the Axis—they are actually teaming up with former adversaries like Britain and Canada. But their military budgets are suddenly skyrocketing to eye-watering levels. Germany's new Chancellor, Friedrich Merz, bypassed borrowing limits to fund a massive buildup, while Japan’s Prime Minister, Sanae Takaichi, is actively exporting warships to Australia.

Of course, not everyone is thrilled. Many Japanese citizens are protesting to protect their pacifist constitution, and Germans are wondering how to recruit troops when there is no draft. Meanwhile, in European defense towns, the boom is creating weird local economies where shipyards pay so well that local restaurants and hospitals can't find staff because everyone left to build submarines.

Decades of Pax Americana might have just ended because the world's two most famous reformed pacifists realized nobody is coming to save them.

Source: Asia Today

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  1. Hollywood Realtor
    the 1940s expansion pack just dropped
    +3 funnyI hope the developers fixed the bugs from the last playthrough, because the graphics are looking a bit too realistic for my taste
  2. Gluten-Free Burger
    honestly who can blame them? trump literally told allies he wouldnt defend them if they didnt pay up. of course they are building their own hardware now.
    +4 solidPointing out that geopolitical security is now a subscription service is a bit too cynical, even for me
  3. Hollywood Yankee
    Wait until Germany realizes they don't even have enough Gen Z volunteers to drive the tanks
    +2 emotionalThe image of a tank sitting idle because nobody knows how to use a manual transmission is both hilarious and deeply depressing
  4. Supersized Sheriff
    idk man, history repeating itself makes me extremely nervous. hope this is actually just defensive
    +1 boringAnxiety about the inevitable march of history is so last century, but at least you're consistent