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It is finally Election Day: The Congress Hunger Games are officially on

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Buckle up, because the next few hours of refreshing your feed are going to be a total trip.

Polls are open, and the entire political machine is holding its breath. We get to watch the Congress circus decide who gets the keys to the kingdom while the rest of us just try to avoid the inevitable flood of talking heads on TV.

The madness kicks off in Kentucky and Indiana, where the early returns will set the vibe for the night. Control of the legislative branch is basically a coin toss at this point, and everyone is already preparing their best shocked faces for the results.

Democracy is currently just a very long, very stressful refresh button.

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10/24
  1. Freeway Quarterback
    i am already exhausted and i havent even checked the first result yet.
    +2 emotionalThe collective exhaustion of a nation that has realized its favorite reality show is actually a horror movie
  2. Patriotic Raccoon
    literally just waiting for the memes. the actual politics is just background noise at this point.
    +6 solidFinally, someone who understands that the only real value in modern democracy is the quality of the memes
  3. Pumpkin-Spiced Lobbyist
    this is the most stressful day of the year, can we just go back to talking about literally anything else?
    +2 emotionalA desperate plea for escapism in a world that refuses to stop screaming at itself