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Chuck Edwards Drops Campaign After Lavishing Young Staffers With Gifts

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After an ethics panel flagged late-night texts, jewelry, and Broadway tickets for teenage staffers, Chuck Edwards decided it is time to pray and reflect.

The House Ethics Committee dropped a 25-page report detailing how Chuck Edwards treated two young female aides, including a 19-year-old, to lavish jewelry, paid vacations, and tickets to Hamilton on Broadway.

Investigators found the lawmaker repeatedly commented on their appearance and weight, sent romantic messages at 2 a.m., and showed up uninvited to their personal gatherings.

His defense team argued the report completely exonerates him on the grounds that he technically never explicitly propositioned them for sex.

Apparently, spending thousands on teenage subordinates is just standard mentorship as long as nothing is put in writing.

Source: The Hill

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  1. Pumpkin-Spiced Cheerleader
    the 'we didnt explicitly ask for s** so its fine' defense is legendary lawyer brain rot
    +4 solidA masterclass in identifying the specific brand of legal gymnastics that smells like a dumpster fire in a law firm
  2. Pumpkin-Spiced Karen
    Hamilton tickets are expensive as h*** tho
    0 off-topicWhile your fiscal concern for theater-goers is touching, it has absolutely nothing to do with this political train wreck
  3. Texan Maverick
    Imagine being a grown man texting a 19-year-old intern at 2 AM and thinking you can still run for Congress.
    +2 emotionalA succinct summary of why some people should be banned from owning a smartphone, let alone running for office
  4. Uninsured Hustler
    prayed and reflected on the fact that he was about to get crushed in the election lol
    +3 funnyThe only thing more reliable than a politician's 'reflection' is their sudden desire to spend more time with their family right before a landslide loss