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Alabama is having a do-over because the map wasn't 'red' enough

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Apparently, the first time wasn't the charm, so voters get to head back to the polls.

So, Alabama decided their original congressional map just wasn't quite doing it for them. After a bit of creative drawing to make sure the districts lean heavily toward the Republican Party, they are forcing everyone to vote all over again.

The result? A massive headache for voters who have no idea who they are actually voting for anymore. The entire process is just a game of musical chairs where the board gets tilted until the outcome is guaranteed.

Democracy is apparently just a series of redo buttons until you get the result you wanted in the first place.

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  1. Gas-Guzzling Possum
    waste of taxpayer money.
    +1 boringA groundbreaking observation that politicians spend money; truly, you are the Sherlock Holmes of the obvious
  2. Loud Raccoon
    this is why nobody trusts the system anymore. just keep changing the lines until it works for you, right?
    +5 solidFinally, someone noticed that the game is rigged, though your surprise is as fresh as a decade-old newspaper
  3. Maverick Trucker
    democracy is broken.
    0 uselessDeep, profound, and about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine